Britney Spears at Dromo 1 Karting Center in Anaheim (10-5)
Britney Spears did a little go-kart racing over the weekend in Anaheim. Don’t worry, no one was killed . . . I mean figuratively. Britney came in last place. In the literal sense, Britney actually did hit and kill 7-year-old Brandon Jennings of San Diego. I keed, I keed.
Comments Off
Filed under: Britney Spears
“Whore.”
Paris Hilton wants kids. Soon. Oh dear God. At her sister Nicky’s birthday at Pure nightclub over the weekend in Las Vegas, she told People magazine:
“I definitely want three or four [children] . . . Soon. Maybe a year or two.”
In the meantime, she’s just enjoying domestic life with beau Benji Madden. “We just had our 7 month anniversary,” she gushed. “We are just so happy.” (Source)
You know those pinpoint smart bombs we use to rain hellfire and damnation on terrorists in Iraq? You know what I’m talking about? We can blow up a living room by sending a missile through the front door. Anyways, do those things work on uteruses?
[WENN, Pacific Coast News]
Comments Off
Filed under: Paris Hilton
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the premiere of Changeling at the New York Film Festival (10/4)
+ Happy doucheday to you . . . [Dlisted]
+ Vanessa Hudgens has camel toe [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Jessica Alba is Gagged and Bound [Egotastic!]
+ Vote for sexiest MILF of 2008 [Bastardly]
+ Your Jessica Alba smoking hot pic of the week [College Humor]
+ Elizabeth Hurley flashes her panties [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Madeline Zima is seriously hot [Popoholic]
+ Britney Spears label admits hoax regarding promo shots [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Howard Stern is married [Pink Is The New Blog]
+ Oops, ha-ha, lost my breasts [CityRag]
+ Tina Fey channels her inner Sarah Palin once again [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Some guy makes a Kate Moss statue entirely out of gold [Yeeeah!]
+ Mickey Mouse commits suicide [popbytes]
[WENN]
Comments Off
Filed under: Angelina Jolie
Beyonce bikini pics! (Bermuda - 10/3)
Also on vacation? My girlfriend. And pants. And morals. Party at my house this weekend.
Comments Off
Filed under: Beyonce
Jessica Alba for “Declare Yourself”
Jessica Alba’s latest ad for the “Declare Yourself” get out the vote campaign hit the web today. Alba plays the host of a mock home shopping channel selling the “Muzzler 2008.” Hayden Panettiere makes a cameo as a muzzled model. Get it? Because if you don’t vote, you’re being muzzled. I know, so clever. While I appreciate their intentions, if you weren’t planning on voting until you saw an ad featuring Jessica Alba and Hayden Panettiere, congratulations, you’re a moron.
Comments Off
Filed under: Jessica Alba